I love Halloween
and I haven't been shy about declaring that love.
But I draw the line at costumes for pets.
Look at that face!
He's pleading for help.
These dogs all look the same!
Is it the breed?
And then there's the cats...
Our cats would flay us if we tried this.
Flay us alive.
Note that the cats don't look ashamed,
they just look like they are planning revenge.